Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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