Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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