To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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