Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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