ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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