Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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