I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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