At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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