yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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