UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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