i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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