i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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