I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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