her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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