Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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