When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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