I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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