Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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