Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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