should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
