think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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