we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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