thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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