by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Randomize
