I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Randomize