Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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