I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
