Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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