shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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