I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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