New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She needs sedatives and a leash
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My dick has a subreddit
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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