well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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