big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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