so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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