i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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