You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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