i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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