I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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