Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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