I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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