He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
