Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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