That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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