How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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