Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
do nipples grow back?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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