wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Sober January is a disaster.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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