But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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