is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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