erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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