i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
But break dance skills will only take you so far
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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