Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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