I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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