What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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