wake up i wanna do it froggy style
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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