: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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